Candidates for the Honor Society

Here are a few quotes you may find fascinating about Slipknot, and perhaps maybe you will question the intelligence that we're dealing with here. And no, I didn't make this up. Me. Slip-dick.

Corey-#8

"We aren't hiding behind these masks, we're actually revealing more to you than you might think. The mask I wear brings out all the sh*t inside me that I hate. Plus it hurts like hell, which helps my intensity."

Wow.

James-#5

"The guys chose this mask to tame me. Joining this band takes a little getting used to. I was a timid guy before I joined them. Now I'm a freak! Am I as borderline psychotic as the rest? Ask me in a month!"

AHAHAHA LOOK AT ME I'M A FREAK! COOL RIGHT GUYS?! HUH GUYS?!

Chris-#3

"This mask reflects my comic personality. Plus I chose it for the bondage factor. When you put it on, it takes you to another place. Its very hot, its very tight, and it hurts - that goes along with the aggression we create."

Usually when I'm jamming with my friend Chris, I like to shove a metal stake right through my fucking skull. Especially right after it's been roasting in a fire. It's hot and it hurts like all hell, but I scream a lot louder in the mic that way.

Sid-#0

"Wearing this mask prevents the oxygen from going to my skull. I get hallucinations and stuff. Half the time, I don't know what's going on around me. Its up to the clown to intimidate me and keep me in line"

Then after I pull the metal stake out of my head, I really like to take a 10 inch metal pole and shove it into my ass. People don't like to see that too much, so it's up to number 6 to yank that bad boy out of there.

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